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Cock-o-Nut Lime Cockshell
Let's be honest, everyone wants a cock that nuts, right? Maybe not lime juice, as that would be... quite enjoyable to be fair! Someone could come in with their gin and be like "ahhh nooooo! I don't have any lime juice for this lovely gin, I wish someone could help!"
And then BANG here comes Ross with a lime producing penis jacking it into your glass!
Sorry, this is a serious business. Honestly.
Actual Scent: Coconut Lime.
Cockshell Details
- Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.
- Size: Our cockshells weigh around 70-75g! Let's just say it's big enough to get the job done.
- Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.
- Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
- We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
- Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
UNITED KINGDOM:
Dispatch: 1-2 Days
Cost: £3.25 (Free over £30)
Shipping method: Royal Mail Tracked 48
International Orders (Outside EU):
Shipping method: Royal Mail International Service
Note:
Only items under 2kg can be shipped internationally. Orders over 2kg may require adjustments.
EU Orders: At the moment we cannot send to the EU due to new regulations. We're hoping to fix this in the new year!