Jizz & Tonic Cockshell

Do you like it when you're at the bar with a lovely gin & tonic and someone comes along and... well... comes into your drink?

If you said "YES" to that question then WHAT FUCKING BARS ARE YOU GOING TO!

Although I can't say much. I'm the fucking weirdo selling something called Jizz & Tonic. Imagine this shit ending up on the Apprentice and me explaining this business to Lord Sugar.

But yes, if you like jizz mixed with tonic, then this will be a lovely reminder of that.

Actual Scent: Gin & Tonic. Much better without jizz. I'm guessing.

Cockshell Details

• Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.
• Size: Our cockshells weigh around 70-75g! Let's just say it's big enough to get the job done.
• Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.
• Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
• We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
• Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!