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Laven-Dick Cockshell
Do you like flowers and cock? To be fair, sometimes the one does lead to the other. But no one really buys someone lavender do they? Like as flowers go, it's never really used as an actual flower, right? You never go into someone's house and see it in the vase.
Anyway... this is a cheeky, adult-themed wax melt for those that want to relax, but also want to think of cock as they do.
I mean I'm not totally sure who those people are, but if you're reading this then chances are it might be YOU.
Actual Scent: Lavender. But with cock.
Cockshell Details
- Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.
- Size: Our cockshells weigh around 70-75g! Let's just say it's big enough to get the job done.
- Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.
- Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
- We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
- Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!
UNITED KINGDOM:
Dispatch: 1-2 Days
Cost: £3.25 (Free over £30)
Shipping method: Royal Mail Tracked 48
International Orders (Outside EU):
Shipping method: Royal Mail International Service
Note:
Only items under 2kg can be shipped internationally. Orders over 2kg may require adjustments.
EU Orders: At the moment we cannot send to the EU due to new regulations. We're hoping to fix this in the new year!