Soirée of Secrets

Not gonna lie, I'm far too Welsh and scruff to have EVER been to a Soirée - which is French for "wanky posh party" - but I can close my eyes and imagine what it would be like. So scrap going to a local dive bar which you could go to a Soirée of Secrets!

What does Soirée of Secrets smell like?

Like the vast majority of scents in the "Dark Masquerade" range, Soirée of Secrets smells sexy. I don't know what it is - I never do - but sometimes I sniff an oil and just get sexy vibes from it.

It has some citrus to it, a little bit of spice, and somehow feels like you're in the middle of a swanky posh party.

Since it's a rich person party, there's probably some sexual deviancy going on. A little pegging here, a sneaky orgy there, but that just adds to the sexy smells.

So if you want to sniff cocktails being splashed at a pegging orgy, then YOU HAVE ISSUES - but you might like this one.

Soirée of Secrets Wax Melt Details

• Size: Our Teddy Pots are small sample-sized wax melts that should be around 15-17g and get you 20+ hours. Meanwhile the clamshells are around 85g and should last over 100 hours.
• Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
• Vegan & Cruelty Free: Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
• We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
• Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!