Have you ever been writing something and then gone "ah, I wish I was writing this while looking at Ross's face" - or maybe even Rachel's?

WELL NOW YOU CAN!

Welcome to the Teddy Eva Scents PEN. Which, as you can imagine, is an actual pen. It even has ink and everything. Although it is blue ink. That's ok though, right?

But you can either pick a Ross pen or a Rachel pen. And if anyone buys a Rachel pen I'm going to be tamping and highly offended.