Rachel's Crotch Teddy Clamshell

Ah, welcome to Teddy Eva Scents, the perfectly normal wax melt business from South Wales. HA. Fuck me where do I even start with this one. This wax melt is inspired by my wife's crotch. Long story, I'll explain. But first...

What does Rachel's Crotch smell like?

Not a question I thought I'd ever answer on my professional business website. We're like a proper legit business as well. VAT registered, copyrighted and everything. And then I'm here talking about my wife's crotch area.

To be fair, it's a banging crotch. It's somewhere I frequently visit, and I've probably been there... almost 2000 times I expect. Let's not bring maths into this. But this isn't actually Rachel's crotch, this is a wax melt.

The wax melt version smells like pineapples. The actual fragrance oil is called "Pure Happiness" and it does smell really nice - I just mainly get pineapples from it.

So yeah, I don't know who's weirder, me, or you for even considering buying this.

Rachel's Crotch  Teddy Clamshell Details

• Size: Our Teddy Clamshells currently come in two sizes. We have our newly designed Teddy Clamshell which is 85-90g and then our Extra-large Teddy Clamshell which is over 100g.
• Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer!
• Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.
• We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.
• Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!